Me : You kept a bet with me, that if you see me in saree, you won’t get tempted, but now I could see that your tool is standing tall inside Dhoti.

Friend : Sorry Dude. I have always seen you as a girl and a sexy figure. I am afraid that, if you come dressed in saree, then I might have you as a keep.

Me : You idiot. You have so much obsession with me ? Hereafter, whenever you think that you need me. I can be your sissy wife.